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Smartee Gun - Camo - SSM3 - A gun that shoots Smarties Candy!
from $19.99 $22.99
CHECK OUT OUR BRAND NEW AMERICAN FLAG DESIGN! If you would like a custom color gun you can order that HERE.  _____________________________________________ Introducing the SSM3 - Smartee Shooter Mark 3 This incredible gun shoots Candy over 50 feet! Smarties Gun Comes with: SSM3 Camo Smarties Gun in the colorway you want 1 Magazine 5 packs of Smarties Ammo 20 3D printed reusable Plastic Ammo Magazine Bundle Comes with Extra Magazine 10 more packs of Candy Ammo 20 more 3D printed reusable plastic ammo   Real Functional Magazine! This gun has a real functioning magazine that can hold 10 candy or plastic ammo. When you rack the slide back it loads a Candy like a real gun, push the slide forward and pull the trigger to shoot, rack again to load another. The magazine ejects and you can load another just like a real pistol. This blaster is an incredible amount of fun. Warning: DO NOT shoot the Candy directly into your mouth ya dummy. This gun shoots Smarties more than 70 FPS and that would hurt like a mo.  Please wear eye protection. Color Options: The gun comes in awesome camo color ways. Check out the pics and order what you want. We also have custom guns that you can pick whatever colors you want. If you'd like to order that click here. Super cheap ammo: Smarties are the perfect ammo because they fly great and they are super cheap. Get packs from our website for $0.10 per pack. 15 rounds per pack makes it less than .01 cent per shot. ($0.006 to be exact.) Reusable 3D Printed Ammo: We're also including 20 3d printed reusable ammo. This is perfect for target practice where you can gather the ammo up and shoot them over and over. Note: This pistol is 3d printed so don't leave it in very hot or very cold spots. It can warp or get brittle. Keep it out of the car in summer and winter. Due to the nature of 3d printing your item may have slight differences compared to the picture. We work to make every SSM1 look great and function great but difference are inevitable. Inventory and Made to Order We do our best to keep inventory and ship everyday, but with high demand sometimes we are making them per order. All of the custom color guns are made to order. Please allow a few extra days to get the item made. We'll ship it out as soon as we possibly can! *All guns will come with an orange tip as per the law. How to operate the Smartee Gun: There seems to be a lot of people that are not pushing the slide back all the way forward before shooting despite the giant red IMPORTANT on the included instructions. Here is a video showing how to use it. It is very easy!  
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Custom Color Smartee Gun - SSM3 - A gun that shoots Smarties Candy!
from $21.99 $22.99
How to order custom guns: Pick the colors you want (see picture). Color 1 is the Lower/Frame and Color 2 is the Slide/Trigger/Magazine.  In the 'Custom:' section above put in the colors you want. ex: color1/color2. (See picture for color options.) Choose if you want the Extra Magazine Bundles. Choose your quantity. Place Order and Enjoy the Coolest Toy Ever!  IMPORTANT: If you do not put colors in the Custom: section above we will send you a random color gun, or camo gun. *Customization is for colors only. No text or names.  _____________________________________________ Introducing the SSM3 - Smartee Shooter Mark 3 This incredible gun shoots Smarties Candy over 40 feet! Smarties Gun Comes with: SSM3 Smartee Gun in the colorway you want 1 Magazine 5 packs of Candy Ammo 20 3D printed reusable Plastic Ammo Magazine Bundle Comes with Extra Magazine 10 more packs of Candy Ammo 20 more 3D printed reusable plastic ammo   Real Functional Magazine! This gun has a real functioning magazine that can hold 10 Smarties. When you rack the slide back it loads a Smarties like a real gun, pull the trigger to shoot, rack again to load another. The magazine ejects and you can load another just like a real pistol. This blaster is an incredible amount of fun. Warning: DO NOT shoot the Smarties directly into your mouth ya dummy. This gun shoots Smarties more than 70 FPS and that would hurt like a mo.  Please wear eye protection. Color Options: The gun comes in awesome color ways that you can pick in this order. Check out the pics and order what you want. Super cheap ammo: Smarties are the perfect ammo because they fly great and they are super cheap. Get packs from our website for $0.10 per pack. 15 rounds per pack makes it less than .01 cent per shot. ($0.006 to be exact.) Reusable 3D Printed Ammo: We're also including 20 3d printed reusable ammo. This is perfect for target practice where you can gather the ammo up and shoot them over and over. Note: This pistol is 3d printed so don't leave it in very hot or very cold spots. It can warp or get brittle. Keep it out of the car in summer and winter. Due to the nature of 3d printing your item may have slight differences compared to the picture. We work to make every SSM1 look great and function great but difference are inevitable. Made to Order These items are made to order especially just for you. So please allow a few extra days to get the item made. We'll ship it out as soon as we possibly can! Because of their custom nature there will be no returns on this item. We will make sure things are right if your item breaks or is damaged in shipping. Otherwise every item is tested to insure quality. *All guns will come with an orange tip as per the law. How to operate the smarties gun: There seems to be a lot of people that are not pushing the slide back all the way forward before shooting despite the giant red IMPORTANT on the included instructions. Here is a video showing how to use it. It is very easy!  
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Holster for Smarties Gun
$11.99 $12.99
Have multiple Smarties Guns? Buy more and Save!  Buy 1 for $11.99 Buy 2 for $10.92 each Buy 3 or more for $9.96 each Introducing the Smarties Gun Holster, the ultimate sidekick for your oh so sweet Smarties Shooter. Designed to hold your trusty Smarties gun and two full packs of Smarties ammo, this holster means business. Whether you're defending your snack stash from or gearing up for a sugar-fueled duel at high noon, you’ll be locked, loaded, and looking ridiculously cool. The holster clips right onto your pants or belt—because real G's don’t keep their candy guns in their pockets. Need to reload mid-battle? Boom. Extra Smarties within arm’s reach.  It’s not just a holster—it’s a lifestyle. A statement. A declaration that you don’t just eat candy, you wield it like a boss. Perfect for the youths, grown-ups who refuse to grow up, and anyone who’s ever dreamed of being a snack-slinging bandit. Warning: May cause uncontrollable coolness, spontaneous duels, and constant demands of “Whoa, where’d you get that?!”
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Monster Targets for Smarties Gun - 5 Pack (1 FREE)
from $4.99 $24.99
Brand NEW targets for the Smarties Guns.  They are also great targets for nerf and airsoft! You can purchase all 5 and for the price of 4. Or buy just the one you want! These characters are designed by us and from our popular card game called FEED THE BEAST! (click here if you want to see more about this game) The goal of that game is to save the baby animals from these beast who want to eat them! If you have a Smarties Gun you have the weapon to stop them in real life! About the Targets: The targets are around 5 inches tall.  Include a kick stand attached so they can stand up on their own.  2D design in color.
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Duck Target - Breaks apart when hit. - Snaps back together in seconds.
$8.99 $9.99
Introducing the new breakable duck target that explodes when you hit it. Perfect for the Smarties Toy Gun! This never before seen design adds such joy every time you hit the target and it shatters into pieces. It takes just seconds to put back together so you can continue to have hours of shooting fun.  Whats included? Duck Target String (so you can hang it) Stand (so you can set it on a table) *The string comes loose so you can decide if you want the target to hang. Simply thread the string through the 3 holes on the back and tie a knot.
Mini Mint - Nerf Blaster and Mint Case - Shoots Real Nerf Darts!
$19.99
The Brand New MINI MINT BLASTER! Comes with The MiniMint Blaster 2 half darts! Blast a fool with a nerf bullet and have magnificent breathe as you whisper in their face of your dominance over them. This mini blaster can hold one dart and shoot one dart. The magazine can be filled with your favorite mint the Tic Tac! Or any delicious little snack that will fit inside. WARNING! Nerd candies have been known to fall out so don't fill with nerds, nerd. Our blaster is so low key you can commence sneak attacks like you've never been able to before. Remember last time when you tried to shoot grandma in the eye with a nerf blaster and she caught you and made you garden for 4 hours. YOUR GRANDMA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GARDEN! With the mini size and stealth of the Mini Mint your grandma will never know what hit her. Take that granny! Note: This pistol is 3d printed so don't leave it in very hot or very cold spots. It can warp or get brittle. Keep it out of the car in summer and winter. Due to the nature of 3d printing your item may have slight differences compared to the picture. We work to make every SSM1 look great and function great but difference are inevitable. Made to Order These items are made to order especially just for you. So please allow a few extra days to get the item made. We'll ship it out as soon as we possibly can! Because of their custom nature there will be no returns on this item. We will make sure things are right if your item breaks or is damaged in shipping. Otherwise every item is tested to insure quality. NO IT DOESN'T Since everyone always asks NO this gun doesn't shoot the tic tacs. (Thats in the works ;-) ) This gun shoots REAL nerf darts. NERF. Its a nerf blaster and a mint case. Which makes it simultaneously awesome and rad.
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Full Meal Fidget Toys - Cheeseburger, Fries and a Drink!
from $25.99 $29.99
Introducing the Incredible Full Meal Deal Fidget! What's included?Cheeseburger Magnetic Fidget Toy: Experience endless amusement with this magnetic fidget that allows you to disassemble and interchange pieces for ultimate fun.French Fry Fidget: Test your tongue with this clicker fidget powered by high-strength magnets for an incredibly satisfying experience. Its weighty feel and delightful clicks will leave you hooked.Soft Drink/Coffee Fidget: Enjoy double the fidgeting fun with this versatile toy. Press down the straw with spring tension and revel in the spinning cup that produces those satisfying clicks.Individually, each of these fidgets sells for $15 or more, not to mention the pricey shipping. But here's the deal: when you purchase them together, we pass the shipping savings on to you! While they'd cost $47 separately, you can snag them all for just $30 here! You can add the awesome tray and drink carrier to complete the entire meal experience. Fidgets aren't just fun—they're also great for your mental well-being. These toys are designed to inject a bit of joy and dopamine into your life!Specifications:Cheeseburger Size: 1.45" Diameter, 1.25" combined height, 1.2" individual thicknessFrench Fry Size: 1.5" Length, 1.8" height, 1" WidthDrink Size: 2.8" height, 1" Width Safety Notice: We embed magnets into the cheeseburger and french fry pieces, making them non-removable. Please handle with caution, especially around children. These items are not for children and should be kept out of reach.Disclaimers:Not suitable for children due to small parts and the risk of choking. Magnets can be dangerous if swallowed. We are not liable for misuse of this product.Avoid storing in excessively hot or cold conditions, as it may damage the plastic.While we inspect each unit for quality, minor cosmetic imperfections may occur due to the 3D printing process.
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Drill Pill Stim Toy
from $17.99 $24.99
  CUSTOM FIELD: If you want Two-Color Drill Pill select Two-Tone in the drop down then put your two colors in the Custom Field! This Might Be the World's Best Fidget and Relaxation Toy!  Incredibly fun to play with. What does it do?  First off you will love the incredibly satisfying way it slowly drops in and out of the pill bottle. Some people play with that feature more than the toy itself.  It is extremely comfortable in the hand. The ergonomic and familiar shape is smooth and calming just having it in your hand.  Each side spins away from each other in a stimulating and stress relieving way. You can practice and get better and spinning the smooth bolt in and out. Once it hits the end there is a satisfying stop.  CHOOSE:  Choose from a huge option of colors. TWO-COLOR and CAMO ARE NOW AVAILABLE! Choose between the smooth and grip ridge texture. (Grip ridges are NOT available on the camo drill pill).  PRO TIP: If you snap your fingers, you can spin the drill pill all the way which is the most satisfying way to spin it.  The drill pill does not come apart. You will not lose either side because it is designed to always be connected.  You can make it even smoother by adding a lubricant spray to the bolt itself. Just a tiny bit goes a long way to making your drill pill smooth as butter.  This is a great toy for Adults and Kids alike. There are no small parts.  What comes with your purchase? - You will get the Drill Pill plus the Pill Bottle.  Grab the Mr. Kraps Special Edition! (select it in the drop down options) Stim Toy! The drill pill can stimulate and activate your brain. Keeping your hands moving in a comforting and satisfying way can release your brain to imagine and dream! Anxiety and ADHD Benefits: Stressed out? Take the Drill Pill! A study done in 2018 showed positive reduction in stress level when participants played with fidget toys. The Drill Pill has been designed to be as relaxing and stimulating as possible. Everything from the ergonomic and smooth shape to the satisfying rotation and click when it stops.  Fine Motor Skills: Studies also show that fidgeting leads to more developed fine motor skills. The Drill Pill is a great gift for kids because it is large. There are no small parts and the pill itself does not come apart. We had a customer hide some of these with their Easter eggs. It was a huge success! So grab this completely unique and original designed Stim Fidget Toy today.    Disclaimers:- This product is 3d Printed so do not store or keep this item in an area that gets too hot or too cold. Extreme heat can warp the plastic and extreme cold can make it brittle. Do not leave it in the car in hot or cold days. - We inspect each and every unit thoroughly to ensure quality. There still may be minor cosmetic imperfections due to the nature of 3D printing.  

The Smartee Shooter Candy Gun!

Our Best Seller! This incredible toy shoots Smarties Candy. And shoots it FAST! Has a real magazine and loads like a real gun.

Magnetic Cheeseburger Fidget!

Ya can't eat it but you can play with it. We've solved boredom.

Drill Pill Stress and Fidget Toy!

Insanely fun and satisfying toy to relieve your stress and chill your mind. Need to chill? Take a Pill... The Drill Pill.

Delicious Fidget Toys!

Get the full meal fidget. Tray and drink holder available.

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